How To Make $1,000 A Night

So this week I only worked two days. Thursday which s the day I had two clients and today. I overslept yesterday and missed a good client, but that same client went above and beyond today!

Allow me to explain how to make $1,000 as a stripper with zero clients.

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  • Get to work at least by 5:00 pm!

– Catch all the stragglers goin home after work and a few day shift residuals. It all adds up in the end

  • Go up to EVERYONE!  

– usually I don’t advise doing this, but when you have a large goal you never know who that one person is that may ne the big jackpot!

  • Try to get at least 1-5 dances from every person you talk to.

– Every little bit counts toward the large end goal when you have a large goal so you can’t be shy or lazy!

  • Don’t be afraid to ask for large sums of money.

– the right man will give you whatever you want you just have to ask for it!

  • Don’t feel bad about exploiting someone’s emotions for money.

– People with a lot of money require a lot of attention. They usually have some sort of anxiety of depression and would love to spend all of their money on you. $500 to some people is nothing, but that’s half your pot for the night so take the money and smile.

  • Always remain in control!

– never ever let the person giving you money disrespect you or treat you cheap. They will end up being cheap with you.

  • Lastly, always keep track of your time and money in your head or on you phone so you can hit hourly goals and stay motivated! 

 

I hop this helps someone or at least give you an idea of how $1,000 is made on a regular night.

Example of my night last night.

I got to work at 4:30 pm which is 4 1/2 hours earlier than I usually do and make my usual $200 average a night. Last night I had a goal in my mind and I pulled out my phone every so often to count my money and do the math for how much more money I needed. Honestly I exceeded my goal so much I had to write about it. By 8:00 pm I had over $100 and I guess I should tell you that my goal was Originally $525 and then I reduced it to $475 still ridiculously high for the type of club I work in. Like I told you in my other blog posts. Girls fuck and suck and take your money by doing all that nasty shit when they can just be mental and work the universe in their favor. I made sure I physically wrote down an all-inclusive goal of $900 the other day and I planned to divi it up thru out the week. The only problem with that was I was so tired and didn’t feel like working. I only worked two days and the other day I made $350 which was far from the $550 I have to make in one day.

So when you are working the universe in your favor you have to be clear and you can’t be greedy or it won’t work. Do your calculations and strive for that and only that. This will make goal setting easy in the beginning with amazing results. No matter how high the number is to you. $475 originally seemed high, but after making what I made last night that’s an insult to me.  Anyway I wrote down the sum of all my expenses and worked the room dancing with everyone that said yes. The rejecton just rolled off of my shoulders last night because I was on a mission. Most people were attracted to me tho and I was making money easier than I thiught I would be. At 10:00 the room was pretty steady and I had like $175. I was still super motivated because to me I had a great head start and everyone knows you make the most money at the very end of the night any way. fyi our club closes at 2:00 am. So this guy I hung out with a few weeks ago paid me $400 to basically let him cook for me and smoke weed on some Christian Grey shit so I was down. I left my coat over his house and he was gonna bring it to me, but I was tired af from editing and fell asleep in a weed coma.

When I woke up he was texting me, but it was hours later. He left my coat with my friend and right on time too it just got cold here. Later last night my friend, a waitress and I milked him for 2 back to back VIPs worth $500 for each of us, and plus dances so obviously this shot my number way up to the sky. Then later on he paid me $300 to come hang out, let him make me a sandwich and smoke some weed. He lives in some mini mansion in Buckhead and has some amazing ass cars. He’s going to get me a Jeep Wrangler so he says, but he’s proven to be pretty generous thus far so we’ll see.

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How I Save My Money

As a stripper  see large large amounts of money in my bank account at times and then others times the lack of funds + life makes me wanna kill myself, but I’m gonna tell you my delicate balance that can take you into long ages beyond stripping. I basically have 4 main tips.

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  1. Have multiple bank accounts 

  2. Always save your money in increments of 10! 

  3. Save 10% of all of your nightly money to a savings account that you NEVER touch 

  4. Make you money work for you in some kind of way

OK I’ll explain

Number 1 should be simple. You NEED multiple accounts. You always always need a back up. You never know if you will ever fall into deficit. I mean c’mon I’m 24 years old please cut me some slack. You should be allowed to cut yourself some too and prepare for those rainy days. If you overdraft an account for too long and then don’t pay they can and almost will put you on a black list that can hinder your life in many ways. Pray you have a miracle. For this reason I please beg you to open as many accounts as you can and keep a little money I them just to keep them active.

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Number 2. I find it so satisfying to see $100. $190, $470, $630, $990, 1,40, and number in increments of 10 that grow larger. I’m more likely to use my debit card if it has a balance of say $432. That’s so random. I could get a hamburger for $1.75 and throw the extra in my loose change purse, but there’s and even likelier chance that I go way over my limit with unnecessary things. This may look boring, but when you commit yourself to saving in increcrements it shows your money gradually going up and its no an intimidating amount of money to save.

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Number 3 should be a no brainer. How easy is it to put aside a few dollars compared to what you are saving in your checking? It should be so easy.You shouldn’t be spending money like that anyway.If you don’t have 10% a night to set aside in a separate account YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING WRONG!!!!! If you go to the gas station or the grocery store I recommend you peel off a little cash for that so you don’t go over your limit. say $20-$50 bucks. I don’t have food stamps, but if you do more power to you! This should be the most important thing you do! How sad would it be to do years ofhard work and have zero dollars to show for the labor you used your body for.You might as well had been working for free. Even if you don’t think you have enough money to save YOU DO! Money grows just like a small child to an adult if you nourish it with more money.

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Your’re probably wondering. Well what do you do with your time then?  OMG PLENTY!!!! I relax and think about life for one, then I get the balls to live it!

Number 4. The finale. The grand woo ha! The most important of them all! Number 4 is make your money work for you!. Your money should be a happy slave!. Working away building you more cash over and over as the years roll by!. INVEST in something! And it better be something you know about and have an actual interest in . Invest your money in something whether it be your time or a product that will continuously bring you more and more money! That is a loyal slave!. Forget all that other business mumbo jumbo this is real advice! All And you will be doing is re-investing money you’ve already invested. If you are smart your investment will return 10 fold, but here’s another word of advice. Get your product or service advice that you will be selling specifically from a person in that field. If you invest your money with someone who is not well versed in this field you might as well throw it in the gabage can.

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So I hope you read this post in its entirety. Also to answer your question about what I do in my spare time, I do this!. I write, I film videos, I create websites, I sell products. This stuff isn’t just magic ya know. It takes actual work. I feel like Pagliacci the clown sometimes juggling it all, but I guess its worth it. I’m looking at a blog site that will turn my blog into a book! I’m so excited

Ok well ttyl.

If you have any comments or questions go ahead and leave them below 🙂 Thank for reading

Stand Up When They Want You To Stand Down!

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I swear people have been trying the shit out of me lately. I know I talk big shit on my blog, but I honestly am a nice person that wouldn’t wish bad on anyone. Girls at work have been jealous of me and today my roommates and I have been having some discrepancies about bills and all of that and I only have one word for that. Communication! What I don’t appreciate is someone coming for me who has not communicated a prior problem with me.

I think the universe is just trying to push this flower bud up out of the dirt and that’s exactly how I feel. I really motivated myself on the past few weeks to work hard to shape my YouTube channel, make money at work and remain sober. All of which has been a struggle. I don’t appreciate people coming for me who don’t even ask me how I’m doing today. What the fuck kind of drama is that? So at this point I have finally realized that you really have no friends on earth. I do have people I love unconditionally and will always be there for, but those people value me the same way and I place that way above a stupid title of a friend. People who know me know that I cut off fake ass people and that’s not an easy thing to do, but it will be done. As for my roommate they will be business partners from now on and I won’t mum a word to them unless it’s about money. I’m sure that’s what my white roommate’s family advised him to do long ago. As for the rest of my roommates we are women and we are black so I guess we have that double minority thing going on while he gets to enjoy the luxury of being a white man. Ok I get it, lesson learned.

 

Bitch Rant #2

My 30-year-old roommate has not paid her rent this month, yet she has been talking about me behind my back to her ex- boyfriend. This woman  claims to be in a relationship with a woman now. She’s just hurt by a man who wasted her 20’s and had a baby on her! Why on earth would this man feel comfortable enough to confront me and I don’t even fucking know him and I don’t want to know him!  If he ever says another word to me about what I do for a living which is what he was asking me I will straight up tell him I don’t know him and I would appreciate if he minded his own business. I am completely shut down from them and I want nothing to do with any of them anymore. I could plan on moving and not tell them a thing at this point. I have zero emotions or sympathy from any of them. Luckily I’ve been working hard and saving my money so I have no issue paying any of my bills. I know this whole post probably makes no sense, but I really don’t care right now I just had to get that out.

 

From now on I just want to put positivity out into the universe, focus on making myself a better person and hope I can inspire others to be better as well. I hae learned that you have to help yourself before you can help anyone else and that is exactly what I will be doing! Asking the universe for awesome things and going after those things that I ask for. I’ve asked for many things in this blog and now I want to ask for the major things that I really want.